i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop
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'The signs as ice cream flavors
- Aires: Peanut butter chocolate
- Taurus: Chocolate
- Gemini: Birthday cake
- Cancer: Marshmallow
- Leo: Strawberry
- Virgo: that one ice cream flavor nobody likes that just sits there and melts
- Libra: Mint chocolate chip
- Scorpio: Blood
- Sagittarius: Rocky road
- Capricorn: Cookies and cream
- Aquarius: Pistachio
- Pisces: Plain vanilla
update: i still haven’t stopped
how do you curse in ice cream flavors
what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk
i’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you
that was beautiful
if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why
Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s to stop you from having pizza salad? Ice cream salad? Chicken nugget salad? all you have to do is cut it up and there you fucking go it’s salad.
wait this is really smart
WANTED
Someone willing to pay for my textbooks, calculator, notebooks, gasoline, therapy sessions, and tuition.
REWARD
I make really good pancakes.
I MADE PANCAKES FOR CANADA DAY
LEFT THE ROOM
CAME BACK TO FIND MY FATHER EATING THEM
YOU ARE NO LONGER MY RELATION
Oh look it’s 2AM
I have to go to that educational place tomorrow real early too
I think beings of all ages should have a bed time
I just never follow mine
I want hot chocolate
- Claudia: How about some ice cream? You know, it's the stuff people eat when they're feeling a little down
- Artie: I have everything I need right here.
- Artie: What kind of ice cream?
The ice cream truck arrives, right on schedule, at 2 AM, the third Friday of the month.
You sigh, rolling out of bed to look out the window and watch. And to listen.
The ice cream truck plays its usual haunting melody, parked outside your apartment. But what you strain to hear, feeling as though your ears are on tiptoes trying to make it out, are the wishes.
Coming from all around the neighborhood, children are running through the streets as fast as they’re able, forming an impatient line by the ice cream man’s window.
At the front of the line is a boy of perhaps 5. He excitedly wishes for a puppy, then hands the ice cream man a baseball card. Then he skips off down the starlit street, a smile on his face.
After he leaves, a girl, maybe 12, and her younger brother approach the ice cream man. The girl whispers something nervously, then hands the ice cream man a Valentine. You smile. You’ve seen this before. Children wishing for their crushes to like them. The ice cream man nods and accepts the card. The younger brother doesn’t wish for anything; he just wants to say hello. The ice cream man ruffles his hair and sends him on his way.
The last wish of the night, a teenage girl, self-conscious in the wake of the children. She approaches the window of the truck.
“I just want my mom to wake up tomorrow,” she manages. She throws coins on the counter and begins sobbing.
“The payment has to be something important to you, miss,” says the ice cream man, gently. The girl says nothing, still sobbing. The ice cream man nods, then closes his window and drives off into the twilight.
You’ve never seen a single wish given to the ice cream man actually come true. That’s why you don’t go down there much. But the children, the children.
The children never stop wishing.
AN - There are lyrics to the ice cream truck’s song. They are as follows:
Night is here
Birds nestle in
Leaves in the wind sing a lullaby
Stars and moon
Hang from a thread
Watching your bed as you close your eyes
When the morning comes
You will wake
And the world will be yours to take
But for now, my dear
Get your rest
So come morning you’ll be at your best
Moonlight sleeps
Resting in beams
Dreaming of dreams and a lullaby
Stillness reigns
Calming the air
Come tell the cares of the day goodnight
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
what
At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then
Seriously how did he figure this out
no, yeah, how does someone go, “You know what? I bet mixing flour with ice cream and baking it might be a REALLY GOOD IDEA”\
brb going to buy ice cream to try this
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